There was an Old Lady . . . . !

As most of you know we are trying to sale our home, recently we had a women call and inquire about the house. She is 69 years old and engadged ; she lives in mesquite! Well i have decided to dedicate a song to her, it goes There was an old lady who broke into our house! She broke into our home and used my curling iron, i dont know why she used my curling iron, but she left it unwraveled and lifted up the stopper in the sink. Oh what a stink! There was an old lady who broke into our house, i do know why she broke into our house, she broke into our house to give herself a tour and on the way out she even locked the front door! There was an old lady who broke into our house, i do know why she broke into our house, she broke into our house and stole my pot, well thanks alot for stealing my pot. She stole my pot in which i made macn' cheese i'd like it back to cook in it please!
This is the rough version, i would like to make it better and i need to add alot more to it!But othere than that we have not had any other serious lookers. Ty is on the mountain hunting, he has not been out for 6 years so i think he deserves this. Choa!